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Signore Pomodoro has removed Roger Clemens likeness from their website. A spokesman for the site said "We regret the action Clemens took yesterday. It only reveals the dark depths to which he has sunken in his maniacal quest for glory.' The spokesman went on to say that "The site has plenty of room to publish pictures from any and all tomato lovers around the world." You can send pictures to email@example.com who will pass them along to the web master.
It was announced today that the real identity of Country Boy is none other than Brett Farve, who has decided to come out of retirement. A source close to the situation commented that this makes the contest very interesting indeed. "Clemens is no match for the clean, wholesome image and the strong winning record of Farve."